Joe-ism #9

In regards to a short clip of Seal on the tv:

Standing next to that troll, I look like Fabio.......

Joe-ism #8

Brown, the police are going to pull you over in that truck for impersonating an automobile one of these days....

Joe-ism #7

People who live in glass houses should get dressed in the basement!

Joe-ism #6

He is so cheap, the money in his wallet still has the King on it....

Joe-ism #5

He's so crooked he could sleep in a tuba....

Joe-ism #4

Another $50 in parts and you can claim that truck as a dependent on your taxes.